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We don't need your money, money, money*
But seriously, can everybody else just go away and let us get back to trading, minting NFTs and stalking Elon Musk?

Joanna Perkins
Oct 26, 20213 min read


Rogue*
Rogue trading is all very well but, honestly, the risk-reward profile is not ideal.

Joanna Perkins
Oct 9, 20213 min read


Going, Going, Gone*
Of course, what I really needed was bridging finance and an efficient market in antique tiles.

Joanna Perkins
Sep 12, 20216 min read


You don't own me...
Are you one of the 2571 holders currently cited by the Etherscan Token Tracker as having an interest in ME?

Joanna Perkins
Sep 3, 20218 min read


U2
In the alternative central banking lexicon that today's Global Elite read to their toddlers before bed, "U" stands for Unemployment.

Joanna Perkins
Aug 20, 20215 min read


Securities commission
PFOF: there's a few of things you should know. First, it's a curiously American thing (a bit like tele-evangelism or Country music)...

Joanna Perkins
Jul 28, 20215 min read


Rocket Pocket 🚀
You will be permitted to invest in the success of our forthcoming $$$Apocalypse project...

Joanna Perkins
Jul 17, 20214 min read


Oh Maria!
The people want romance, wicked women, epic battles, contraband, espionage and Russian politicians caught in flagrante delicto.

Joanna Perkins
Jul 8, 20212 min read


No laughing matter
I was looking for uproarious laughter with my joke about financial regulation... but the audience refused to comply.

Joanna Perkins
Jul 6, 20214 min read


The Biter Bit
Beware the Dangerous Female and underestimate her at your peril!

Joanna Perkins
Jul 4, 20214 min read


He's not the devil 'less there's fire in his eyes
Joe Biden's nominee for Chairperson of the Securities Exchange Commission has finally been confirmed (or whatever the correct term is for...

Joanna Perkins
May 8, 20214 min read
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